What baby?

So, yesterday I was in my good old neighborhood Sally's Beauty Supply and this happened:

Strange Redneck Lady: "When are you due?"
Suzi: "The end of July."
Strange Redneck Lady: "Wow, you're really big!"
Suzi: "Yeah, and you're strange, but at least I won't be pregnant forever."

Okay, so I didn't tell the lady she was strange, but I wanted to. Where do strangers (totally different if it's someone you know) get the idea that it is okay to 1) ask questions like that, and 2) that it is okay to tell a pregnant lady that she's huge? Do they not realize that we already avoid full-length mirrors, scales, and normal clothing stores. That is is an ordeal jus tto roll over in bed, try to "squeeze" past someone in a tight spot, or get in and out of your own car? Not to mention that we're the ones carrying around all the "hugeness"? Yeah, I think I know that I'm large, thanks. Luckily I was not really offended, in fact, I thought this was stinkin' hilarious, so much so that I had to call my sister as soon as I got home to tell her so someone could laugh with me. It's at times like this that I would like to do this:

Stranger: When's the baby due?
Me: What baby? (totally straight-faced)

I think I'll try it next time. :) Oh, and some of you (who aren't strangers) have also asked when I'm due. It's July 27th, and in case you didn't catch it, we're having another girl. I think I will get to schedule my C-section this week at the Dr. so I'll know a more concrete due date soon, I hope!